LARGE AND IN CHARGE

FAT GODZILLA is technically in charge while DON BOY is out. The operative word in the last sentence is "technically". Let's say that the mice let her think she is in charge. Let me recap FAT GODZILLA's very difficulty and trying day in HELL (PARADISE for her).

1) Wake up whenever the hell she feels like it.
2) Go to work - must get there before 12:00 noon or someone might say something to DON BOY.
3) Get to work and sit in the library talking to the secretaries who are on their lunch break (I'm sure that is just what they wanted to do for their meager lunch hour).
4) Leave the office at 1:30 for "Lunch".
5) Come back to work at 3:00 asking some ridiculous question about the banking for the day (of course everyone knows that DON BOY only trusts THE WEASEL with the banking - especially when he is not in the office.)
6) Read through magazines while sitting at her desk for an hour.
7) Going out to the secretarial pool for the rest of the day, complaining about how "ill" she is, and how "dizzy" she feels. (BINGO BETTY was flipping about this one because of how obvious the faking is. How can she drive, walk, stand, etc... if she is sick with vertigo. God damn cunt.)
8) Met with one client's husband who showed up at the end of the day without an appointment. He had to sign a contract so this lasted about 8-10 minutes.

She did also ask me a few times about what "cases" were being worked on. So I pulled out the current list of all work given to each person and she agreed with it. I don't know what it means to "agree" with a list, but that's what she did. I guess when you "agree" with lists, that's what it means to be "in charge."

Oh, and I called this post "Large and in charge" because she's fat. *Note: I am not opposed to fat people in general, but her fatness is much more than her weight, it is what blocks her from being a truly good person. Her emotional bagage, or, her extra weight is what makes her fat. And, yes, that makes her not a good person. I am not convinced that she is a bad person, but not a good person is more than halfway in the wrong direction.