LET THE FIREWORKS BEGIN (THE BATTLE ROYALE)

Sometimes it's just fun to sit back and watch the idiots do their thing.

As a hired gun in HELL, I often am the one that has to listen to everyone else's bullshit. Most especially, DON BOY. Frequently, FAT GODZILLA. But today, I was just a spectator. And what a show it was...

Today, DON BOY and FAT GODZILLA (don't forget they are brother and sister) went at it. It was a throw down, cat scratching, bear clawing, assault (and battery too!).

This is how it got started. We were in one of our bi-weekly mail/status meetings. We all get together and go through mail and any current client issues we are dealing with. Rather mundane stuff. Well, DON BOY has been all over FAT GODZILLA to get more involved in the personal injury area of our practice. So she has been picking up things to do to try to make it look like she is involved all the while really doing nothing.

Well, last week, DON BOY gave FAT GODZILLA an assignment of sorts. It was her job to follow-up on it and make sure things get done the way they should. She gladly accepted the challenge and was put to task.

I don't think FAT GODZILLA has ever finished anything she started. This task was no different. She was supposed to stay in touch with this potential new personal injury client to determine whether or not a claim had to be filed with the state. Well, she didn't do anything, and it came up on our calendar today. These fireworks were better than anything China did in the Olympics.

He basically called her a complete moron in front of the entire office. Once again, all the secretaries and attorneys got to witness DON BOY being a dick. Not to say she doesn't deserve it, because she did. THE DOMINATRIX always does all of her work and she just signs it anyway. I would like to think she reviews it, but honestly, I don't even know how she passed the third grade, so reading comprehension might be a problem.

She tried to come back at him with her lame excuses. I even thought he was going to bust a blood vessel when she got up in the middle of the argument to take a phone call. He screamed at her asking if we would have to wait for her, and for the first time ever she said "Yes, you will wait for me." I can't believe she finally grew a set and told him. You have to understand that he has zero problems with disrespecting everyone else's schedule. He will gladly come in to my office and start talking to me while I am on the phone. Doesn't matter who it is with, personal, business, otherwise. Whatever he has to say is more important. I just ignore him, but FAT GODZILLA, she usually jumps. Not this time, though. However, I think afterword she got scolded because they went to a closed door meeting (at least once or twice a week they have one but this one was so close in time to the fireworks, he had to bitch slap her a few times.

So, the real next question is, who is gonna give in first? Usually she backs down, and he just rolls right over her. Sometimes she will pout and get DON DADDY involved, but he is about 127 years old now, so it is difficult for him to separate the sparring children. Only time will tell, unless I happen to throw a wrinkle into the system.

I was thinking of causing a little commotion in the office. Maybe go to DON DADDY and tell him that I think FAT GODZILLA is doing too much with the personal injury matters and she should really go back to her general practice. Maybe then I should go to FAT GODZILLA (at the same time) and tell her that DON BOY doesn't think she really knows what she is doing?

What do you think I should do? I'm waiting...